Sunday Funday.

Trail Conditions:Beat up to Good by the end of the day.

Weather: Mild the next few days then into a deep freeze..

I have a lot of openings, check out my rental page.

First off I would like to thank Bryon who was a no show and no call at one of my rentals. I keep my prices down and don’t require a deposit because I have good renters. This is only the second time I have been stuck in 12 years of renting.

Shout to Marc: Marc is a Pussy. Love Dad

Riders said trails on the south end of the Lake were beat up bad yesterday. Up North they were rough too. Hopefully the groomer was out last night. Heavy traffic and warmer temps were part of the problem too. Mild temps for a few days and then into single digits. Trails around Gogebic have been very good according to riders, with the low temps mid week we should be back in excellent condition.

I heard to cops were watching stop signs east of Bergland yesterday. Always stop at those signs, quick way to get pulled over.

Have fun and be safe, come see me for breakfast at the Lodge this morning. I hope the group that kept me open Late at Dutches last night shows up for breakfast, I’ll have 7 Bloody Marys ready.

A crusty old Navy Master Chief found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Chief for conversation:

“Excuse me, Chief, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?”

Negative, ma’am. Just serious by nature.”

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, “It looks like you have seen a lot of action.”

“Yes, ma’am, a lot of action.”

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, “You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself.”

The Chief just stared at her in his serious manner.Finally the young lady said, “You know, I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?”

“1955, ma’am.”

“Well! There you are. No wonder you’re so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955. She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to “relax” him.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, “Wow, you sure didn’t forget much since 1955!”

The Chief said, after glancing at his watch, “I hope not; it’s only 2130 now.”

Gotta love military time!)