Finally, after two days I figured out how to change my website password because my dumb ass forgot the old one. I guess I better update more often.

Mark I seen your  brother yesterday at da Hoop yesterday. He told me after all these years you are still gay. Or pussy whipped, he wasn’t sure.

We have a good jump on winter, 70 inches of snow already.  We have a few feet on the ground right now. Seen a lot of tracks between Bergland and Ironwood yesterday. I’m done working, my back can’t take it anymore.  I got bugged enough to do the report for one more year.  the biggest request I get is for good joke, not the snow, go figure.

 

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, ‘Son, how old are you?’
‘Eight’, the boy replied.
The man continued, ‘Do you know what these are used for?’
The boy replied, ‘Not exactly, but they aren’t for me. They’re for him. He’s my brother. He’s four.”
“Oh, really?” the pharmacist replied with a grin.
“Yes.”  the boy said. “We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to  swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can’t do none of  those.”

 

Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating.

She said: “How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?”

I replied: “He can smell she is ready . That’s how nature works.”

We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe.

Again my girlfriend asked: “How does the ram knew when the ewe is ready for sex?”

I replied: “It’s nature. He can smell she is ready.”

We then went past a cow-field and the bull was mating with the cow.

My girlfriend said: “This is odd. They are really going at it. Surely the bull can’t smell when she is ready?”

I said: “Oh, yes; it’s nature . All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex.”

Anyway, after the walk, I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye.

She said: “Take care and get yourself checked out for Covid-19.

Surprised, “Why do you say that?” I asked her.

She replied: “You seem to have lost your sense of smell.”

Long time friends Sylvia & Wanda meet up in Heaven!!
SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.
WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How’d you die?…
SYLVIA: I froze to death.
WANDA: How horrible!
SYLVIA: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
SYLVIA: So, what happened?
WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
SYLVIA: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer — we’d both still be alive.

I was standing in a bar in town yesterday and this little Chinese guy
comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.

I said to him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu,
Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”

He says “No, why the fluck you ask me dat, is it coz I Chinee”?

“No”, I say, “It’s because you’re drinking my beer you little prick”.

 

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.
The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, ‘Say Father, what causes arthritis?’
The priest replies, ‘My Son, it’s caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath!’
The drunk muttered in response, ‘Well, I’ll be damned.’ Then returned to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologised.
‘I’m very sorry. I didn’t mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?’
The drunk answered, ‘I don’t have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does’!
MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.

I forgot to post a picture of my Favorite German. Well second favorite, his wife is my favorite but I don’t know how to spell her name. This was Sunday at Gogebic Lodge. Best seat in the house, free drinks and food until the score changes.

 

We got a little refresh last night to keep things white out there.  I haven’t been in the bar because of my fricken back all week so I haven’t talked to any riders. But my predictions are, ride early it is going to be a busy weekend. Presidents weekend is always busy.