Trail Conditions:Should be good to Very good.

Weather: Gotta love the temps.

I have a lot of openings, check out my rental page.

I work at the Lodge tonight so I’ll let you know what riders are saying tomorrow. Trails should be in good shape, temps are cooperating and we received a dusting overnight. No bigs snows in the forecast butJohn Dee has a chance of an inch or so everyday. Not a good year for snow so far. Yesterday we even had a mist coming down for a while but with colder temps the base will improve.

I WAS DRINKING AT A BAR SO I TOOK A BUS HOME.  THAT MAY NOT SEEM LIKE A BIG DEAL TO YOU, BUT I’VE NEVER DRIVEN A BUS BEFORE.

I THOUGHT GETTING OLDER WOULD TAKE LONGER.

A WISE MAN ONCE SAID NOTHING.

RESPECT YOUR ELDERS; THEY GRADUATED SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET.

I’VE DECIDED I’M NOT OLD; I’M 25 PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING.

WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS “1” FOR ENGLISH?  DID AMERICA MOVE?

COOL STORY, BABE … NOW MAKE ME A SANDWICH.

WE HAVE ENOUGH GUN CONTROL; WHAT WE NEED IS IDIOT CONTROL.

BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG.

INSTEAD OF “SINGLE” AS A MARITAL STATUS I PREFER “INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED”.

PATIENCE:  WHAT YOU HAVE WHEN THERE ARE TOO MANY WITNESSES.

LET’S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM HATE US FOR FREE.

VEGETARIAN:  ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE VILLAGE IDIOT WHO CAN’T HUNT, FISH OR LIGHT FIRES!

I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK….”REALLY?  THAT’S THE SPERM THAT WON?”

IN MY DEFENSE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED.

IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE, THEN PENCILS MISSPELL WORDS, CARS MAKE PEOPLE DRIVE DRUNK, AND SPOONS MAKE PEOPLE FAT.

MY DECISION-MAKING SKILLS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SQUIRREL WHEN CROSSING THE ROAD.

SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID.  AND I USUALLY REALIZE IT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THEM.

WE OWE ILLEGALS NOTHING; WE OWE OUR VETERANS EVERYTHING.

CAMPING:  WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.

IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE.

IF MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL, WHY DO CHURCHES BEG FOR IT?