Monday morning excuses.

I love looking at Face Book and seeing all the excuses why the Packers didn’t win. They didn’t play well, that is why they did not win.

Gogebic Lodge was fairly busy, had a fun night with a lot of nice people. Just looked at my schedule and I don’t work until next Sunday at the Lodge. Nice having a little time off. I am headed to Sully’s to work on the building.

1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy
is grown up when he starts removing it.
2. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize
that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but
having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks – PRICELESS.
4. Breaking News: Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend
of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman’s husband.
5. Arguing over a girl’s bust size is like choosing between Molson,
Heineken, Coors & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will
grab whatever is available.
I haven’t verified this on Snopes, but it sounds about right