Black Friday.

Hopefully I won’t be considered a racist by calling today Black Friday. Or saying I want a White Christmas LOL. I would rather be in the UP where bullshit like that does not matter to people like it does in the rest of the country.

Warmer temps today and tomorrow, with a chance of rain possible. The rain will not hurt, in fact in would probably help out on the Lake. Below Freezing temps for highs from Sunday on.

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25…”