Weather: Cold and snow.

Trail Conditions: Cold and white.

Heat wave tomorrow, all the way up to 36 degrees. Below freezing all day today though. The Bay is freezing over, it won’t be long before Lake Gogebic is covered in ice.

Shout out to my next ex-wife: Say Hi to your Mom for me.

Becker told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.