Trail Conditions: Good to very good.

Weather: Snow coming.

I have an opening in the Little House Feb 14,15 and 16.

We are getting a little snow tonight but more is on the way. Trails are very good for the most part, the only place I have heard of the groomers having problems is White Pine. I guess they have a couple of groomers down.

Another 12 inches is possibly headed our way. Better get up here, conditions are as good as they have been in years.

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated.

All the waitresses are gorgeous. 

A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing                     
a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit 
came to his table and asked if he was ready 
to order, 
“What would you like, sir?”

He looks at the menu and then scans her                     
beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, 
“A quickie.”

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.

After she regains her composure she returns 
and asks again, 
“What would you like, sir?”

Again the man thoroughly checks her out 
and again answers, 
“a quickie, please.”

This time her anger takes over, she reaches 
over and slaps him across the face with a 
resounding “SMACK!” and storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over 
and whispers, 
“Um, I think it’s pronounced ‘quiche’.”