Trail Conditions: Good to very good.
Weather: Snow coming.
I have an opening in the Little House Feb 14,15 and 16.
We are getting a little snow tonight but more is on the way. Trails are very good for the most part, the only place I have heard of the groomers having problems is White Pine. I guess they have a couple of groomers down.
Another 12 inches is possibly headed our way. Better get up here, conditions are as good as they have been in years.
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated.
All the waitresses are gorgeous.
A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing
a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit
came to his table and asked if he was ready
to order,
“What would you like, sir?”
He looks at the menu and then scans her
beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers,
“A quickie.”
The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.
After she regains her composure she returns
and asks again,
“What would you like, sir?”
Again the man thoroughly checks her out
and again answers,
“a quickie, please.”
This time her anger takes over, she reaches
over and slaps him across the face with a
resounding “SMACK!” and storms away.
A man sitting at the next table leans over
and whispers,
“Um, I think it’s pronounced ‘quiche’.” |
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