Trail Conditions: Good to very good.
Weather: Probably a foot+.
I have an opening in the Little House Feb 14,15 and 16.
Snow and wind is supposed to tapper off today. I know we need snow to ride but yesterday sucked. LOL Living the Dream.
Tom Miller is always complaining that we need a foot of snow, so I hope you are happy buddy we got that and then some.
I am not sure what I can say about conditions out there, everywhere there is plenty of snow. I think not only our club but all of the area grooming clubs have stepped up their game. The Groomer Tracker app which I heard comments on in the beginning was a bad idea turned out to be very good for the clubs participating in the program.
I am going to help out at Timberline Sports today, come on in and buy something to make me look good. On second thought Becker is the only thing that makes me look good. Just come in and buy something.
A 25-year-old Jewish girl tells her mum that she has missed her period
for two months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the local pharmacy and buys a
pregnancy test kit The test confirms that her daughter is pregnant.
Shouting and crying, the mother says, “Who was the selfish bastard
that did this to you? I demand to know!”
Without answering, the girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half
an hour later, a Bentley stops in front of their house. A middle-aged
and very distinguished man steps out of the car and enters the house.
He sits in the lounge with the father and mother, and tells them,
“Your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can’t marry her
because of my personal family situation but I’ll take charge. I will
pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.”
He continues, “Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath two
retail furniture stores, a deli, a chateau in France and a £1m bank account.”
He continues, “If a boy is born my legacy will be a chain of jewellery
stores and a £25m bank account.”
“However, if there is a miscarriage I’m not sure what to do. What
would you suggest?”
All silent at this point, the mother placed a hand firmly on the man’s
shoulder and told him, “You’ll try again.”