Holy shit!!!! Got snow. And snow drifts. If you can get here it is probably pretty good riding. It’s supposed to slack off some tomorrow. Merry Christmas Everyone.
A Message from Dr. Phil
It was very difficult to measure the snow this morning with the high winds
I took four measurements and then averaged them.
It is still coming down with an additional 11 inches possible.
Merry Christmas eve.
The Best Jokes About Christmas Traditions
- What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsillitis!
- What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
- What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days.
- What’s the most popular Christmas wine? “But I don’t like Brussels sprouts!”
- How does Christmas Day end? With the letter Y!
- What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple.
- Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey—he’s always stuffed.
- I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me that nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace. So I bought her nothing.
- My friend just won the tallest Christmas tree competition. I thought to myself, ‘How can you top that?’
- A gingerbread man went to the doctor’s complaining of a sore knee. The doctor asked him. “Have you tried icing it?”