Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Even you Dave.
Not a lot going on up here, deer season was kind of low on hunters but I did hear of a lot of deer getting killed. Woke up to a few inches of snow also. The Bay is starting to freeze over. I even heard there were a few ice fishermen out on the Bay. They must be a lot lighter than me, I wouldn’t be out there yet. Eat a lot of turkey and we’ll see ya soon.
A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, “I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!”
The Madam is astonished. “But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal.”
The trucker replies, “Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick.”