Snow again yesterday, not much you say? A couple inches a day is better than getting dumped on all at once. With the exception of trail 8 between Bergland and Ewen we have plenty of snow on the trails, a refresh of a few inches a day right now is for the best. Get your asses up here, conditions are great.
HERE’S A GOOD BUNCH OF ANSWERS TO START THE NEW YEAR OFF. ENJOY
Let’s Piss Off Everyone and give Political correctness a day off:
I’d just come out of the shop with a roast beef sandwich, large chips, an ear of corn and a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and told me, ‘I’ve not eaten for two days.’I told him, ‘I wish I had your will power.
A fat girl served me in McDonald’s at lunchtime. She said ‘sorry about the wait’. I said, ‘Don’t worry, you’ll find a way to lose it eventually.’
I walked past a black kid sitting at a bus stop as I went into the bank. When I came out, he looked at me and said ‘Any Change?’I said, ‘Nope, you’re still black.’
Snow in the forecast and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, ‘fat chance,’ with a face like that!
A 10-year old Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man passing by asks ‘What’s wrong, lad?’ The boy says ‘Me uncle died this morning.’ ‘Oh bejaysus,’ the man says. ‘Do you want me to call Father O’Riley for you?’ The boy replies, ‘No tanks mister, sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment.’
Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I’ve found that a bacon sandwich works best!
Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such a fantastic shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed.
I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself… ‘I’m going to take that.’
Man in a hot air balloon is lost over Iowa. He looks down and sees a farmer in the fields and shouts to him, ‘where am I’? The farmer looks back up and shouts back, ‘You’re in a basket you dumb ass’!
I had a big lead in a trivia competition at a local bar until the last question which I got wrong. The question was where do women have the curliest hair? Fiji was the correct answer… hell, how did I know they wanted the name of a country?
I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently “Blacks” and “Mexicans” were NOT the correct answers.
I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
