If you see a Packer fan today give them a hug. They are going to need it. What’s not disappointing up here are the trails. Riders are reporting excellent conditions.

 

 

An old man is stuck in the middle of a freezing blizzard.

He is freezing, but not the least bit terrified. He has hope that he will be saved.

By now, they snow is at his ankles.

His hope comes along when he sees a dog sled. The driver of the sled says, “Need some help?”

“No,” the old man says. “God will save me.”

“If you say so.” The driver says. The sled mushes on.

When the snow gets to his waist, he sees another dog sled. “Need a lift?” The driver says.

“No,” the old man says. “God will save me.”

“If you insist.” The driver says. The sled mushes on.

When the snow gets to his neck, he sees another dog sled. The driver barely sees him. “Need a hand?” The driver says.

“No,” the old man says. “God will save me.”

“If you say so.” The driver says. The sled mushes on.

When the snow gets to his forehead, the man’s eyes begin to get heavy. The last thing he says is “God will save me.” He is claimed by the cold.

He arrives at the gates of Heavan and gets into it. The first thing he does is find God.

“God,” he says. “I devoted my life to you. I went to church every week and prayed to you every night. Why didn’t you save me?”

“For fuck’s sake, old man!” God yells in frustration. I sent 3 dog sleds!