Yep Trails are Open

Trails are open and there are a few die hard sledders around. From what I have seen from the road some places look excellent and some ok. But you can bet there is a lot of unfrozen water hazards out there.  All the snow is not going to help the Lake freeze either.  But it is all good and everything will work out in the end

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US.  

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.”  

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “Me, too, I didn’t know we had a choice.”