WOW, got my assed kicked at Fish Tales last night. Not in a physical way, or maybe it was, I hurt all over today. Thank you for everyone that came in to eat and drink. We had trouble keeping up but we were doing the best we could. My daughter was cooking and I can’t begin to say how proud I am of her. Great job Sammy. I’m going to be there again tonight so come on in and watch me work my ass off hopefully.

A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.  

It’s opened by a little ten-year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.  

Salesman: “Hello son. Is your mom or dad home?”  

Little boy: “What the fuck do you think?”