Who’ll stop the Rain?

Looks like we are in for some rain, 3-5 inches according to TV 6 over the next few days. That will make a lot of the leaves come off the trees. I’ll be at Sully’s today trying to do some work. Wish me luck, I’m going to need it.
A Sweet Marriage Tale
A newlywed couple had
only been married for two weeks.  The husband, although very much in
love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old
buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, “Honey, I’ll be right
back.”
“Where are you going, coochy cooh?” asked the wife.
“I’m
going to the bar, pretty face.  I’m going to have a beer.”
The
wife said, “You want a beer, my love?”  She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12
different countries.
The husband didn’t know what to do, and the only
thing that he could think of saying was, “Yes, lolly pop… but at the bar…
you know… they have frozen glasses.”
He didn’t get to finish the
sentence because the wife interrupted him by saying, “You want a frozen glass,
puppy face?”  She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that
she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit
pale, said, “Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d’oeuvres
that are really delicious.  I won’t be long.  I’ll be right
back.  I promise.  OK?”
You want hors d’oeuvres, poochi
pooh?”  She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors
d’oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips,
etc.
“But my sweet honey… at the bar… you know… there’s swearing,
dirty words and all that.”
“You want dirty words, Dickhead?  Drink
your fucking beer in your goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks
because you are married now, and you aren’t fucking going anywhere!  Got
it, asshole?”
And they lived happily ever after.
Now, isn’t that
a sweet story !!!