Looks like we are in for some rain, 3-5 inches according to TV 6 over the next few days. That will make a lot of the leaves come off the trees. I’ll be at Sully’s today trying to do some work. Wish me luck, I’m going to need it.A Sweet Marriage TaleA newlywed couple hadonly been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much inlove, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his oldbuddies.So, he said to his new wife, “Honey, I’ll be rightback.”“Where are you going, coochy cooh?” asked the wife.“I’mgoing to the bar, pretty face. I’m going to have a beer.”Thewife said, “You want a beer, my love?” She opened the door to therefrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12different countries.The husband didn’t know what to do, and the onlything that he could think of saying was, “Yes, lolly pop… but at the bar…you know… they have frozen glasses.”He didn’t get to finish thesentence because the wife interrupted him by saying, “You want a frozen glass,puppy face?” She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen thatshe was getting chills just holding it.The husband, looking a bitpale, said, “Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d’oeuvresthat are really delicious. I won’t be long. I’ll be rightback. I promise. OK?”You want hors d’oeuvres, poochipooh?” She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different horsd’oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips,etc.“But my sweet honey… at the bar… you know… there’s swearing,dirty words and all that.”“You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drinkyour fucking beer in your goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacksbecause you are married now, and you aren’t fucking going anywhere! Gotit, asshole?”And they lived happily ever after.Now, isn’t thata sweet story !!!