Holy crap Wednesday already. October 3rd. Colors in the UP are in full bloom, cooler weather is here and the smell of 2 stroke is not far off. I have had some truck and electricity issues the last few days. The truck is finished just got to get a ride to pick it up. Xcel energy shut off electric to the Little house. They had the meter numbers switched between Sullys and the rental house. Now I find out the electric bill has not been paid since Nov 20 2017. LOL that is going to be a big bill. LOL Man it is always something.
Lobster boil at Da Lodge this Saturday, then I work on Sunday.
Two guys were walking downtown, window shopping, and they see a sign on a store which reads,
“Suits $5.99 each, shirts $1.99 each, trousers $2.49 each.”
Bubba says to his pal, “Billy Joe,Lookee here! We could buy a whole gob o’ these, take ‘em back to Alabama,
sell ’em and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin’, ’cause if they hear your accent, they
might think we’re ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us.”
“Now, I’ll talk in a slow Texas drawl so’s they don’t know we is from Alabama”
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Texas drawl, “I’ll take 50 of them suits at $5.99,
100 of them there shirts at $1.99, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.39. I’ll back up my pickup and….”
“The owner of the shop interrupts, “Y’all from Alabama, ain’t ya?”
“Well…yeah,” says a surprised Bubba. “How come y’all knowed that?”
“Because this is a Dry-Cleaners.”