Weather: Cold and snow.
Trail Conditions: Cold and white.
I picked up a few rentals this week, the ground is white so email me your dates, soon it is going to be too late.
Smootches Tanya, please say Hi to “the asshole” for me.
A blonde is driving home from the golf course after a round, but she was going too fast and got pulled over by a cop.
A blonde woman cop gets out and walks up to the car and says, “I think you were going too fast. May I see your driver’s license?”
The blonde golfer grabs her purse and rummages through golf tees, ball markers, old scorecards and then asks, “Um, what does it look like?”
The blonde cop says, “It’s a little square thing and it has your picture on it.”
The other blonde rummages through her purse again and spots a little square compact mirror. She pulls it out and, sure enough, right there in the middle is her face. She hands it to the police officer.
The blonde cop looks at it, immediately hands it back and says, “Okay, you’re free to go. I didn’t know you were a cop.”