Sunday Already?

Sunday Football at Gogebic Lodge today. Sorry Packer fans you can sit this one out.

Last night was fun at Dutches Bar. It was great seeing Julie and Tanya, hell it was even nice seeing Dave, he actually bought me a beer out of his own money. The bar did fill up with moths for a little while as Dave opened up his wallet, but we got them cleared out rather quickly.

The largest condom factory in the States burned down. 


President Trump was awakened at 4 am by the telephone. 

“Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! 

I’ve just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has 

burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply of

condoms will be used up by the end of the week.”


Trump: “Oh damn! The economy will never be able to cope with 

all those unwanted babies. We’ll be ruined. We’ll have to ship 

some in from Mexico.”


Telephone voice says, “Bad idea… The Mexicans will have a field 

day with this one. We’ll be a laughing stock.. What about Canada?”

Trump: “Okay, I’ll call Justin Trudeau and tell him we need five million

condoms, ten inches long and three inches thick. That way, 

they’ll continue to respect us as Americans.”


Three days later, a delighted President Trump ran out to open the first 

of the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived. He found it full of condoms, 

10 inches long and 3 inches thick, exactly as requested… 

all colored with red maple leaves with small writing on each one: