Sunday Football at Gogebic Lodge today. Sorry Packer fans you can sit this one out.
Last night was fun at Dutches Bar. It was great seeing Julie and Tanya, hell it was even nice seeing Dave, he actually bought me a beer out of his own money. The bar did fill up with moths for a little while as Dave opened up his wallet, but we got them cleared out rather quickly.
The largest condom factory in the States burned down.
President Trump was awakened at 4 am by the telephone.
“Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency!
I’ve just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has
burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply of
condoms will be used up by the end of the week.”
Trump: “Oh damn! The economy will never be able to cope with
all those unwanted babies. We’ll be ruined. We’ll have to ship
some in from Mexico.”
Telephone voice says, “Bad idea… The Mexicans will have a field
day with this one. We’ll be a laughing stock.. What about Canada?”
Trump: “Okay, I’ll call Justin Trudeau and tell him we need five million
condoms, ten inches long and three inches thick. That way,
they’ll continue to respect us as Americans.”
Three days later, a delighted President Trump ran out to open the first
of the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived. He found it full of condoms,
10 inches long and 3 inches thick, exactly as requested…
all colored with red maple leaves with small writing on each one:
MADE IN CANADA – SIZE: SMALL