Surgery went well I guess, something like 4 or 5 screws and a plate in my ankle. So now when Becker asks me if I have a screw loose or something I can honestly say hell yes I do. Holy shit the pain when I woke up from surgery, a few drugs later and I feel like dancing. I have to keep all weight off for at least 2 weeks. So I’m sentenced to 2 more weeks of sitting on my ass. All in all though I am doing fine, just no bartending for a while and I’ll miss seeing all of you, that’s the hardest part.

A man takes the day off work and 
Decides to go out golfing.

He is on the second hole when he 
Notices a frog sitting next to the green.

He thinks nothing of it and is 
About to swing when he Hears,

Ribbit 9 Iron.’
The man looks around and doesn’t 
See anyone.

Again, he hears, ‘Ribbit 9 Iron’

He looks at the frog and decides to 
Prove the frog wrong, puts the 
Club away, and grabs a 9 iron.   

He hits it 10 inches from the   cup.

He is shocked.

He says to the frog,

‘Wow that’s amazing..

You must be a lucky frog, eh? 

The frog replies,

‘Ribbit Lucky frog.’

The man decides to take the frog 
with him to the next hole. 

‘What do you think frog?’

The man asks.

‘Ribbit 3 wood.’ 

The guy takes out a 3 wood and, 
Boom! Hole in one..

The man is befuddled and doesn’t   know     
What to say.

By the end of the day, the man golfed the 
Best game of golf in his life and 
asks the frog,

‘OK where to next?’ 
The frog replies,

‘Ribbit Las Vegas ..

‘ They go to Las Vegas 
and the guy says,

‘OK frog, now What?’

The frog says, ‘Ribbit Roulette’

Upon approaching the roulette table,

The man asks,

  ‘What do you think I should Bet?’

The frog replies,
‘Ribbit $3000, black 6.’ 

Now, this is a 
million-to-one shot to win, but 
after the golf game the man 
Figures what the heck. 

Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table 

The man takes his winnings and 
buys the best room in the Hotel.

He sits the frog down and Says,

‘Frog, I don’t know how to repay you 
You’ve won me all this money and 
I am forever grateful.’ 

The frog replies, 

‘Ribbit Kiss Me.’

He figures why not, 
Since after all the frog did for Him,   
He deserves it..

With a kiss, the frog turns into a 
gorgeous 15-year-old girl.

‘And that,      
your honor, is how the girl 
ended up in my room.
So help me God 
Or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton.’