I work tonight in Marenisco, 4 till close. And then agin tomorrow at the Lodge Noon till close. Damn 2 days in a row, I’m gonna need a vacation afterwards. I had a quiet night with the grandkid last night.
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, ‘Oi almost had an affair with anudder woman.’*
*The priest said, ‘What do you mean, almost?’ The Irishman said, ‘Well, we got undressed an’ rubbed togedder, but den Oi stopped.’
The priest said, ‘Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You’re not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary’s and put $50 in the poor box.The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.
He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, ‘I saw that. You didn’t put any money in the poor box!’*
The Irishman replied, ‘Yeah, but I rubbed da $50 on da box, an accordin’ to you, dat’s da same as puttin’ it in!’
*The priest said, ‘What do you mean, almost?’ The Irishman said, ‘Well, we got undressed an’ rubbed togedder, but den Oi stopped.’
The priest said, ‘Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You’re not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary’s and put $50 in the poor box.The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.
He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, ‘I saw that. You didn’t put any money in the poor box!’*
The Irishman replied, ‘Yeah, but I rubbed da $50 on da box, an accordin’ to you, dat’s da same as puttin’ it in!’