Lobster Boil at Gogebic Lodge today. Taking Mom and Becker to get their lobster fix. I’ll settle for the prime Rib. I’m working at the Lodge tomorrow, stop by and watch your favorite team win or loose. For those that didn’t order already sorry they are all sold out.
AN OLDER COUPLE RECENTLY LEARNED HOW TO SEND TEXT MESSAGES ON THEIR MOBILE PHONES.
THE WIFE, A RETIRED COLLEGE ENGLISH INSTRUCTOR WITH EMPHASIS ON THE CLASSICS, WAS AN UNAPOLOGETIC ROMANTIC; HER HUSBAND, A RETIRED SALTY, NAVY CHIEF PETTY OFFICER WITH THIRTY YEARS’ SERVICE, WAS A NO-NONSENSE GUY.
ONE AFTERNOON THE WIFE WENT TO THE LOCAL STARBUCKS TO MEET A FRIEND FOR COFFEE. WHILE AWAITING HER FRIEND’S ARRIVAL, SHE EXERCISED HER NEW SKILL BY SENDING HER HUSBAND A ROMANTIC TEXT MESSAGE:
“IF YOU ARE SLEEPING, SEND ME YOUR DREAMS. IF YOU ARE LAUGHING, SEND ME YOUR SMILE. IF YOU ARE EATING, SEND ME A BITE. IF YOU ARE DRINKING, SEND ME A SIP. IF YOU ARE CRYING, SEND ME YOUR TEARS.I LOVE YOU.”
THE HUSBAND RESPONDED: “I’M TAKIN’ A SHIT. PLEASE ADVISE.”
ALMOST BRINGS A TEAR TO YOUR EYE