Trail Conditions: Snow needed..
Weather: Snowed about an inch, waiting on storm.
What a crazy ride we been on. Everyone here is anxiously waiting just like you guys are. In the last five days I think the forecast has went from 1-4 inches to 12-24 inches to 6-8 inches to rain/snow mix and who the hell knows. Right now I don’t have a clue what the forecasts are even predicting. Check out John Dee for yourself.
I heard trail 13 north of trail 2 is all tore up from Loggers. The northern ends of trail 1 and trail 13 are still cut off due to logging.
You’ll just have to tune in tomorrow to find out how much snow we actually got, the only weather forecast I trust at this point is me sticking my head out the door.
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