Freaky Friday

Working at Dutches in Marenisco tonight and Gogebic Lodge Sunday. Just living the dream in the UP. Gogebic Lodge’s web cam is up and running, we might try streaming if their ban width can handle it. Other than that things are going good up here, Becker is working at Gogebic Lodge too now. So Becker, Misty and me are back together again, all we are missing is Kristie.

The “M” Word….by comedian Jeff Foxworthy

Have you ever wondered why it’s OK to make jokes about Catholics, 
Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the 
Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad 
golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, etc, but its insensitive to make 
jokes about the Muslims? 

Well, it’s time to level the playing field and be politically 
incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose 

So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list … 

1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to 
the use of liquor, You may be a Muslim. 

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but 
can’t afford shoes, You may be a Muslim. 

3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim. 

4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be 
unclean, You may be a Muslim. 

5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and suicide, 
You may be a Muslim. 

6. If you can’t think of anyone that you haven’t declared jihad 
against, You may be a Muslim. 

7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry 
explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim. 

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other 
than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim. 

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at 
least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim. 

10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of 
the problem here in America….…, but if you delete this, you are most 
likely a Muslim. 

Who says building a border wall won’t work?  The Chinese built one over
2,000 years ago and they still don’t have any Mexicans.