Early Season Riding.

I worked in Marenisco last night. Kind of quiet, had a few locals in on sleds but no groups. There is slush on the Lake where riders are getting on and off, people are riding it but I would not. I have seen pics of ugly water holes in places out on the trails too. Forecast for the next week or so is below freezing but there are a few days with temps hitting low 30’s for highs. If you do come up to ride this week use caution. I’m at the Lodge today.

Coming Home Drunk…

Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do.  Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway.  I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.  Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds.  I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up, and yells at me for staying out so late!”
His buddy looks at him and says “Well, you’re obviously taking the wrong approach!  I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, “WHO’S HORNY?!”   And she acts like she’s sound asleep….