Da Bears

Packer Fans are happy today, Bears fans not so much. It wasn’t so much of a Packer win, more of a Bears loss. They could have put the game away a few times. I had to work last night, so I broke my football boycott I guess.

Beautiful weather in the UP, even though temps are in the 70’s or more during the day there is no humidity. Fall in the UP, you just can’t beat it.

 A True Hounds Golfer…

Saul Wallerstein was at the country club for his

weekly round of golf. He began his round with
an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second.
On the third hole he had just scored his first ever
hole-in-one when his cell phone rang… It
was a doctor notifying him that his wife had
just been in a accident and was in critical
condition and in ICU.

The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was
and that he’d be there as soon as possible. As he hung up
he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his
best ever round of golf.

He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading
to the hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing
his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club
record by five strokes and beating his previous best
game by more than 10. He was jubilant….

Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to
the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked
about his wife’s condition.

The doctor glared at him and shouted, “You went ahead
and finished your round of golf didn’t you! I hope you’re
proud of yourself!”
“While you were out for the past four hours enjoying
yourself at the country club your wife has been
languishing in the ICU! It’s just as well you went ahead
and finished that round because it will be more than likely
your last! For the rest of her life she will require round the
clock care and you will be her care giver! She will need IV’s;
you will have to change her colostomy bag every 3 hours;
she will have to be spoon fed 3 times a day and don’t forget
the hygiene care.”

The man broke down and sobbed.
The doctor chuckled and said,
“I’m just fucking with you.
She’s dead.
What’d you shoot?”