Weather: A little warmer.

Trail Conditions: Cold and white.

Into the 30’s for a few days and a little snow here and there. Typical weather this time of year. We need cold for them wet ass trails in the woods. Good luck to the Deer Hunters out there this morning, Rudolph stay the hell out of the UP.

Two good ol’ boys in a Alabama trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Nissan plant.

After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, “If’n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin’ and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?”

The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, “Well, I don’t know about kin, but it would make us even!”