Weather: 30-40’s all week.

Trail Conditions: Wet.

Fish Tales is closed until snowmobile season starts. I’m at Dutches Monday and Wednesdays the rest of the month. Not much else going on in our boring barren land up here for a while. Just Beer. Lots and lots of Beer……..


A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping
room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing a room, they were both very tired and
fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth
and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke
the woman saying, “Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you,
but would you be willing to reach into the closet
to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”

“I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight,
let’s pretend that we’re married.”

“Wow! That’s a great idea!”, he exclaimed.

“‘Good”, she replied. “Get your own fucking blanket.”

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The end