Another work day in the books, damn the older you get the harder this shit is. Great being back to work though. I’m working at Fish Tales tonight, stop in to see me.
In church one Sunday morning, a preacher said, “Anyone with ‘special needs” who wants to beprayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar.”
With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn,
the Preacher asked, “Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?”
Leroy replied, “Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing.”
The preacher put one finger of one hand on Leroy’s ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy’s head, and then
prayed and prayed and prayed.
He prayed a “blue streak” for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.
After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, “Leroy, how is your hearing?”
Leroy answered, ” I don’t know. It ain’t ’til Thursday.”