Trail Conditions: Good to very good..
Weather: An inch today and cold for the weekend.
Trails should be back in great shape, We have seen a lot lower traffic due to snow everywhere so come on up and enjoy the best trails and most snow we have had in years.
The last shutdown has hit everybody really hard even those not getting their wages.
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Washington D.C. fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn’t afford to pay for it, so they re-possessed her!
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
And, finally …
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck ..