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Posted on February 19, 2019February 19, 2019 by admin

Trail Conditions: Good to very good.

Weather: More white shit tomorrow, 30’s for the weekend.

Snow again tomorrow, some fresh lube for the trails. In general trails are very good, some clubs having trouble here and there but next time I hear from riders problem areas are good. Get the Groomer Tracker app and know where the Groomers have been, half the money goes back to the corresponding club. See ya soon………..

Shout out to Kyle: You are my favorite customer ever.,

Subject: THE BARTENDER, THE ROBOT AND WHISKEY!

A  GUY GOES INTO A BAR IN NEW YORK WHERE ALL THE BARTENDERS  ARE ROBOTS:
THE GUY SITS DOWN AT THE BAR AND THE ROBOT ASKS: “WHAT  WILL YOU HAVE?

THE  GUY REPLIES, “WHISKEY.”
THE  ROBOT BRINGS BACK HIS DRINK AND ASKS, “WHAT’S YOUR  IQ?

THE  GUY SAYS, “168”

THE ROBOT TALKS ABOUT PHYSICS, SPACE EXPLORATION, AND MEDICAL TECHNOLOGY.

AFTER THE GUY LEAVES, HE PAUSES AT THE STREET CORNER AND THINKS  ABOUT WHAT
HE JUST ENCOUNTERED, AND  THE MORE HE THINKS ABOUT IT THE MORE CURIOUS HE GETS, SO HE  DECIDES TO GO BACK.

THE  ROBOT ASKS, “WHAT’S YOUR DRINK?”
THE GUY ANSWERS, “WHISKEY.”
THE ROBOT RETURNS WITH HIS DRINK AND ASKS, “WHAT’S  YOUR IQ

THIS  TIME THE MAN REPLIES, “100.”

THE  ROBOT TALKS ABOUT NASCAR, BUDWEISER, LSU AND ALL-STAR  WRESTLING.

THE  MAN FINISHES HIS DRINK, LEAVES, BUT IS SO INTERESTED IN  THIS EXPERIMENT” THAT HE DECIDES HE’LL TRY  AGAIN.
HE ENTERS THE BAR AND, AS USUAL, THE ROBOT ASKS HIM WHAT HE  WANTS TO DRINK.
THE  MAN REPLIES, “WHISKEY.”
THE ROBOT BRINGS THE DRINK AND ASKS, “WHAT’S YOUR  IQ?”

THIS  TIME THE MAN ANSWERS, “50.

THE  ROBOT LEANS IN REAL CLOSE AND SLOWLY ASKS,

“SO, ARE  YOU PEOPLE STILL UNHAPPY THAT HILLARY  LOST??

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