Trail Conditions: should be good to very good.
Weather: Gotta love the temps, snowed a few inches also.
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Mother Nature is cooperating with the snow and cold 5-8 inches forecasted for tomorrow. More snow coming next week also. It is snow time people get your asses up here, January is almost over. The Groomers from the Lake Gogebic area have been doing an excellent job, I hear it all the time in the bar. Our club is getting the Lake Gogebic area trails back to the way they used to be 5+ years ago. I am working at the Gogebic Lodge tonight.
A female CNN reporter, interviewing an American Indian Chief, asked the significance of the varied number of feathers in Indian headdresses.
“Feathers show number of sexual partners,” the chief replied.
Pointing to a nearby young brave, he continued, “Him? One woman, one feather. Him?”, pointing to a second, older man, “Three women, three feathers.”
The reporter looked at the Chief’s headdress. “But you have so many feathers!”
The Chief proudly slapped his chest. “Me Chief. Sleep with all women. Big, small, fat, tall.”
Horrified, the female reporter said, “You ought to be hung!”
The Chief said, “Damn right. Me hung big like buffalo, long like snake”
The offended reporter said, “You don’t have to be hostile!”
The Chief replied, “Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style!”
The reporter cried, “Oh, dear!”
“No deer,” said the Chief. “Ass too high, run too fast.”