I was standing in a bar in town yesterday and this little Chinese guy
comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.

I said to him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu,
Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”

He says “No, why the fluck you ask me dat, is it coz I Chinee”?

“No”, I say, “It’s because you’re drinking my beer you little prick”.