Plenty of snow and plenty of people. Warmer temps today but it is getting colder tonight with more snow and blowing winds. Be careful out there on the Lake tonight it is going to get nasty.
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to
spend time with his son’s family on weekends. Every Saturday morning
he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car
for some quality time — pancakes, ice cream, candy– just him and his
One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not
get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to
their drives and would be very disappointed
Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take
their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast. When they
returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her
grandfather who was still in bed
“Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?” he asked “Not really
Grandpa, it was boring. We didn’t see a single asshole, queer, piece of shit, horse’s ass, tree hugger, socialist left wing prick, blind bastard, dipshit, or son of a bitch anywhere we went! We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn’t have any fun.”
Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it?