Conditions are pretty damn good. The only complaints I have really heard are above the bridge in the Keeweenaw. Cold temps are back but we could use some snow. A couple inches are in the forecast today and later this week. I mean early next week.

THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
 
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN’S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It’s Braille for ‘suck here’.
 
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It’s the same as a French kiss, but ‘downunder.’
 
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
 
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they’re wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them.
 
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don’t have any balls to scratch…
 
BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
 
Q: What is a man’s Ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
 
Nominated as the world’s best short joke
 
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. ‘Mom’, he asked, ‘Are these my brains?’
‘Not yet,’ she replied.