Little Sally comes home from school munching on a big bag of candy…
Her mother says, “Where’d you get the money for that!?”
Sally laughs and says, “Little Johnny bet me five dollars I couldn’t climb up the flag pole! I did it, and I won!”
Her mother shakes her head. “You dummy! He was just trying to get a peek at your panties!”
“Oh no!” Little Sally says, embarrassed.
But the next day, she comes home with two bags of candy.
Her mother says, “Did Little Johnny pay you to climb the flag pole again!??”
“Yes!” says Little Sally. “But I sure fooled him! I didn’t even wear any panties!”