President Joe Biden announced that he would give a free bottle of Bud Light to anyone who got a vaccine.
Not to be outdone, the next day, the President Obrador of Mexico announced that he would give a bottle of Corona to anyone who got a vaccine.
The day after, the President Higgins of Ireland announced that he’d be giving out free bottles of water.
Biden and Obrador were confused and gave the Irish President a Zoom call. “We kinda expected you to give out free Guiness, being from Ireland and all”
The Irish President replied: “Well, if you guys aren’t giving out beer, then neither am I.”
Shout out to my future ex-father in-law, now don’t be pissing and moaning about me not posting when you come this weekend.