for all of you that DON’T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAT READ MY BULLSHIT, Dan and Dave, Happy Sunday. Not a lot going on up here, I am busy at the Hoop Bartending. Good to get back in the saddle again seeing people again. Dave give my next ex-wife a hug.
A man is visiting friends in Alabama and decides he’s needs a drink so he goes to a local bar
He walks in and orders a glass of wine. Everyone sitting around the bar looks up expecting to see a flamboyant yankee. The bartender eyes him suspiciously and asks “ you ain’t from around here are you?”
“No sir,” He says, “I’m from Minnesota”
“ What the hell do you do in Minnesota” the bartender asks.
“Im a taxidermist!” The man replies.
“What the hell is that!?” The bartender asks.
The guy says nervously “ I umm, mount dead animals”
The bartender smiles and shouts out to the whole bar “ it’s ok fellas, he’s one of us!”