I put the website back up. Give me a day or two to get it cleaned up. By next year we will have our shit together. LOL
Traffic picker up a lot. Sleds goin g by all the time on the Lake. Temps are going to be mild for the next few days but we got a lot of snow so conditions should still be good. I’ll make it down to the Hoop to talk to some riders to see how conditions really are out there.
“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500.”
“It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.” George Burns
“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.” Jack Nicholson
“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.” Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)
“Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” Robin Williams
“According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.” Robert De Niro
“There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?” Dustin Hoffman
“There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, ‘I know what I’m doing. Just show me somebody naked!” Jerry Seinfeld
Monday Funday? Everyday is Funday here in the UP in the winter time. Trails are great and snow is falling, not a lot, but we don’t need a lot. Just a little refresh to keep your sleds lubed up. Get your asses up here is all I can say. Don’t look for me this weekend, I have to go out of town Friday and Saturday but I’ll be back on Sunday. Careful on the Lake, it is rough in places and I heard the ice heave north of the root cellar is back.
Yep, Lake Effect Snow going on right now. Cool it with the Snow Mother Nature, we want sub zero temps. That will make me popular with the Locals. Looks like we only got a few inches, but there is nothing like watching those half dollar sized flakes fall from the sky.
A father and his 6-year-old son are walking down the street, and they come across two dogs having sex. The boy is shocked by what he sees and asks his father “Daddy, what are they doing?” The father, not wanting to lie to his son, says “they’re just making a puppy.” “OK” says the son, and the father is relieved that he doesn’t probe further. The next day, the son bursts into his parents’ room and sees them having sex. The father jumps up and quickly covers himself. Knowing he’s in for an interesting talk, walks downstairs with him and they sit at the dining room table. His son asks him “Daddy, what were you and mommy doing?” Again, wanting to be honest with his son, he says “me and mommy were making a baby.” His son pauses for a moment, thinking, and then replies “flip mommy over, I want a puppy!”